From our new Greeting Cards Collection: Card by Shannon Martin
Front says "I pick up more dirt over the phone than I ever do with the vacuum."
Inside: "Suck it up, buttercup, and have a wonderful birthday!"
Measures 6" x 4.5"
Comes with a matching envelope
From Shannon Martin / Girl Designer
Earth-Friendly, printed in the USA with soy-based inks on 100% recycled, acid-free paper made with 100% certified renewable energy.
Our mother would be proud
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